HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

• Well, the word is, it's shit . that's right, shit!

• Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

• You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

• Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

• There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bullshit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

• You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

• You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

• You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

• Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

• Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

• You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

• You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

• Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

• When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

• And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

• You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

• Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if youhappened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head ..........
  

Well, as We all know, Shit Happens, don't it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!